"so," Urthwrath said, turning to Yassier. "what is all of this guest stuff about?"
"well it all started when a cleric of the Raven Queen decided to start a temple to house all the gods. like all before him, it didn't start well. the clerics of all the good and lawful good gods came but the unaligned were to free to join and most worshipers of the eviler gods refused to mingle with the others. but some did arrive to the cause."
"after a wile, some of the more chaotic priests tried to sacrifice visiting pilgrims. after that the founder put a copper plate next to the ever open door reading, 'over the wall comes a thief, this foolish man will come to grief, a man though the door, will be your guest evermore.' some say that the plaque was blessed by the Raven Queen to hasten a thief's death, all I know is that we still fallow the word of the plaque."
"all I know is that warlock is as ugly as a turd."
at that all in the hall fell silent and stared at Perrin. as perrin tried to find out what was wrong, the warlock silently walked up behind Perrin and put a hand on his shoulder.