"now did you really need to hit him with your spear-butt?"
"he threatened to break my father's javelin."
"will you guys stop it. we're here."
"welcome friends. sorry there aren't any chairs. they were broken in a accident. which of you would I have the pleasure of calling the leader of this party?"
"I would, Urthwrath."
"why do you carry no arms?"
"your guards confiscated them and..."
"excuse me for a moment."