Tuesday, March 31, 2009

"HHHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAGGGGG!"
"KILL THE DEMONS, KILL THE FOE, LASH THEM HIGH AND CUT THEM LOW!"
"the great Crebruls is slain!"
"LET NONE PASS US! WE ARE A WALL OF SAFETY!"
"hey... this thing is easy to work."


(it's my 100dreth post! If you still don't know who's who, Zoray is the one with the hokey mask, To'mec has the blue sickle."

Monday, March 30, 2009


"troglodytes, what do you want?"
"BLOOD!!!"
"demons, what do you hunger for?"
"FLESH!!!"
"mortan cultists, what do you want?"
"GLORY!!!"
"CHARGE. TAKE THE SERVANTS AND THEN THE LEADER!"
"Gissodo, why are you slowing down?"
"ssome thing doesss not feel rright master."

Sunday, March 29, 2009


"I, as herald the Great Ones Vankano the searing torch of the volcanic valley and Crebruls the tide maker and lord of the inland sea, say this for my masters. if you surrender now you will only be imprisoned. if you live through battle you shall be tortured for 40 eons and you servants enslaved."
"WHY SHOULD I SURRENDER TO MY BROTHER'S MURDERS? AND IF YOU DARE TOUCH MY FRIENDS YOU'LL END UP EATING EACH OTHERS TOE JAM TO KEEP FROM STAVING YOU ARROGANT, NO GOOD, MORTAN HATING PILES OF SMUGY ARMOR!
TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Saturday, March 28, 2009

.....


"sooo, any idea who we're fighting?"
"TWO TITANS, ONE OF THE INLAND SEA, ONE OF THE VOLCANIC VALLY. BOTH MY BITER ENEMIES. I HAVE WAITED LONG FOR THEM TO COME AND FINISH THE JOB. FOR WHAT THEY'LL FIND IS A FOE WHO'D GLADLY TEAR THEIR CHESTS OPEN TO LET THEIR SOULS WANDER THE WORD OVER.
"I think I've gotten the hang of this thing. Hey Zoray, you won't believe who's outside, IT"S YOUR BOY FRIEND

Friday, March 27, 2009


"did you have to shove me in this thing?"
"YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GONE IN ON YOUR OWN!"
"well he had a good point you know."
"OUR SAFETY WILL PERISH WHEN THE ENEMY COMES."
"oo look, a little dragon! is he a pet?"
"NO, HE LIVES HERE."
"how do work this thing and ..., is that a blue troll? I thought they were all wiped out."
"QUIET!GREMMIERS, CLOSE THE DOOR. IT IS TIME TO MEDITATE BEFORE BATTLE."

Thursday, March 26, 2009


"NO, I MUST ARM YOU NOW FOR WAR! FEMALE, TAKE THIS GUN AND USE IT AS A LAST RESORT.MALE, I SEE YOU HAVE A BLOODHEX HAMMER, VERY RARE. TAKE THIS ONE TO AND THIS SHIELD. EARTH TRIBE WORK, THE BEST. YOU SHALL ALL SO RIDE THAT MECHNOID."
"NO way I'm getting in that hunk of junk!"
"come On To'mec, it can't be that old."
"that piece of polished tin has probably been here as long as Mezwrath has decapitated people."
"VERY CLOSE. IT'S ACTUALLY 7000 YEARS OLD."

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


"so this was your brother?"
"THIS IS MY BROTHER. 800 YEARS AGO MY BROTHER WAS DYING AT MY SIDE ON THE BATTLE FIELD AND I PROMISED HIM I WOULD BRING HIM BACK SOME DAY SO HE HELD ONT HIS SOUL. I PROTECTED HIS BODY FROM DESECRATION BUT SOME IPMLING SNEAKED BY ME AND TOOK HIS HEAD. SO NOW I MUST HIS HEAD, FOR WHO CAN BE RISEN FROM THE DEAD WITH ONLY HALF A SOUL?"
"a sad story to be true, but can I leave this museum now?"

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


"what a small body."
"it looks like a puppet."
"who was he?"
"HE WAS A GREAT HERO OF HIS AGE, HE WAS LEON WITCHFLAME, BANE OF THE GOLD CHESTS, THE HUMBLE PIRATE."
"why does he look happy?"
"HE DIED HAPPILY FOR HE HAD KILLED HIS ENEMY AND HIS CREW WAS SAFE. NOW CLOSE THAT COFFIN, I HAVE TO SHOW YOU MY BROTHER."

Monday, March 23, 2009

"what's with all of the weapons?"
"YOU MEAN THE KOALI STICKS AND SHIELDS? WELL HELP YOUR SELF TO THEM, I'M NOT EXPECTING A ADVENTURER FOR A MONTH AND YOU'LL NEED THEM SOON ENOUGH. THANK YOU FOR THE STAFF."
"what's with the tubes?"
"THOSE TUBES ARE CALLED GUNS. THEY FIRE METAL AND ARE DANGEROUS."
"what's with the odd structures?"
"THERE WAS AN OLD RACE THAT CALL YOU GODS AND THIS WAS ONE OF THEIR TEMPLES."
"there's no way that could happen."
"YOU DOUBT MY WORDS? OPEN THAT COFFIN AND SEE FOR YOUR SELF."

Sunday, March 22, 2009

"CLANK! GO OPEN SOME WINDOWS. GREMMIERS, BRING MY STAFF."
"yes master."
"what are those things?"
"CLANK IS A MACHINE I MADE 13 YEARS AGO. IT TOOK ME THAT LONG TO PERFECT HIM. AND GREMMIERS IS A GOLEM I WAS GIVEN."
"how have you survived so long?"
"HA, THOSE ADVENTURES AND HIRED BLADES? I SIMPLY HYPNOTIZE THEM AND LEAVE EM OUT SIDE AND PUT AN EXTRA PURSE OF GOLD ON THEIR BELTS."

Saturday, March 21, 2009


CRASH!
"COME IN IF YOU WILL." "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"OH FOR SARGAS'S SAKE HUSH UP! I'M NOT HERE TO DAMN YOU. COME IN."
"but you're a demon! why should we walk on your territories?!"
"YOU EXPECTED ME TO BE A WIZARD TO COLLECT THE CRYSTAL? WELL MY NAME IS MEZWRATH, THE THUNDER OF THE SANDS. I HAVE MUCH TO SHOW YOU."

Friday, March 20, 2009


"well...this is the address."
"this is the address! how in the name of the Dark One is this the bloody address? it's a slab of rock in the middle of nowhere and the only living thing for miles around is a sleeping sand salamander. so tell me how is this the address?!"
"the map says 'wall of stone, ancient bones, ring the tone, with blade unhoned'."
"so you want me to tap that skeleton with the blunt side of my sickle, OK!"

Thursday, March 19, 2009


"all right everyone quite down."
rap,rap, rap
"I said quite down!"
Thunk,Thunk,Thunk
"OH WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!"
CRASH!
"thank you, now we are all gathered here today for a briefing on our mission. we have to kill a weapon merchant and her body guard before they can give a alchemist's stone to the Thunder Demon of the East or kill the demon before it can use the stone to resurrect his brother demon are we all clear on that? good, let's move out!"

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


"under stand why you brought the spheres and I do like them, it's just it's been very long since a adventure has come by. I feel the need to ad a weapon of rarity or something."
"I thought you might say that so I brought this."
"ahh! what a fine blade of blacksteel. where did you find this?"
"my partner got it from his usual weapon supplier."
"where shall we meet?"
"7 mi south of the eastern most stone tribe village in 2 days."

Tuesday, March 17, 2009


"so my pupil, you have come back and look how you've grown."
"yes Sarrocrees, and I've have thing to tell you."
"and what would that be?"
"I need your help to stop a crystal from getting
from a wise-woman to the Thunder Demon of the East and his dead brother,the Lightning fiend of the Eastern sea."
"whats so special about the crystal?
"ssshh. we don't want the wrong ears to hear this or they might help the couriers."
"ah"
(happy St.Patrick's Day :) !!!)

Monday, March 16, 2009


"hey boss! a red thing just told me to give this to you."
"all right my mysteries friend, what do you want?"
*meet me 7 mi south of the eastern most stone tribe village in 3 days and 8 hr. and Don't show up unprepared for battle.*
"every one sharpen your blades and restud your clubs. there's a battle we're called to!"

Sunday, March 15, 2009


"y'ello"
*greetings*
"who is this?"
*that does not matter, what is important is that you and your men help me in my battle.*
"and why would I do that?"
*I have sent my demon to give you a token of my favor sending for you and not some rowdy bunch goblins.*
"you have a demon? what kind of prank are you trying to pull....."

Saturday, March 14, 2009

"... I hope you know how to impress people."


"yeah um, sorry to interrupt the party but I have a message for you boss."
"then give me the message, ki'ga."
"a, he's on the sending stone"
"then give me the bloody sending stone you bloody mud bathing, nymph chasing, fool of a troglodyte! do I have to do every thing around here to make sure it's done right!"

Friday, March 13, 2009


"aaaaahh. I fealsss sssssso ggood to have my claw back. sso, you are of tribe in fire?"
"my father was, mother was earth."
"then it isss true."
"what?"
"the profosy of he of fired earth would come to control a scarlet demon and slay a great one."
"no way."
"Darketh, here is a sending stone to contact the troglodytes with. by the way ................"

Thursday, March 12, 2009


FOOOOOOMMMM
"Graaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Gissodo, this is your new master, Darketh. so
be polite."
"yyyeessssss, of coursssse, but firssst, my claaw if you will."
"of course, of course Gissodo."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


"You do have some troglodyte cousins you could try to have them join us?"
"yes I could. have you ever seen a demon summoned be for?"
"aaaaaaaaa no I, whats up with the sparkling cloud? and why the Dark One is it spinning?!"
"that is our demon."
"shouldn't I get behind a rock or something?"
"mmmmhehehehe. you mortans are so amusing."

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


"shut up! well I guess we could, and I could summon another demon, so 40 lb of platinum."
"15."
"35"
"25"
"30"
"28!"
"done."

Monday, March 9, 2009


"hey boss, why don't you give him a discount or some thing 'cause these art wings are pretty sweet."
"hey, why do you get the bigger set of wings?"
"well I'm the one who'll be taking long glides over head to use my crossbow."
"but I need the bigger wings because I have a cumbersome so I need the bigger set."
"ha! you would only fly 25 yards with these wings. Your job is to charge and kill. so all you have to do is fly at least 50 feet into the enemy, kill one wile in flying, land and kill every thing in sight."

Sunday, March 8, 2009


"WHAT! you've got to be kidding!"
"sorry, it's just that our numbers have been diminished some our wages have gone higher."
"look, I may only be a bronze swordsman, but I wager I can stick this blade 1 foot through one fo your backs be for you kill me."
"hey, I mean it. These are the last of the Demonic Fighting Guild."

Saturday, March 7, 2009


"as you can see, I've all ready changed your wheel the takes up less space, less resources, and it's easier to tell how much you steered."
"I suppose that you want me to help with negotiations with the demons?"
"no, I'll take care of that, you can take care of a certain barrow white."
"you mean my teacher?"
"yes, yes I do."

Friday, March 6, 2009


"I'll give this for your services."
"what the heck is that? is it going to kill me or some thing!"
"Nnooo, it's a muti-gear zephyr motor, 8 gears, 2 water cooled zarn crystals, and will triple the power on whatever you attach it to."
"I don't know....."
"I'll give your speed-mek a new wheel."
"deal."

Thursday, March 5, 2009


"great, just great. first day back at the shop and...
HEY, CAREFUL WITH THAT STUFF! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR STILL DEVELOPING A WILL AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU THOUGHT THAT ANVILS WERE INDESTRUCTIBLE, I JUST CARE THAT YOU DON'T BREAK ANY THING!"
"I think it's time for me to leave..."
"wait your a bounty hunter right?"
"aye"
"would you help me kill the courier?"
"I don't know....."

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

"..... I don't trust him."
"You've got to be kidding."
"I telling you both Vankano and Crebruls are giving you the job of stopping a crystal from reaching an eastern thunder spirit...kami...thing,
either way I'm we're both cultists of the coastal titans."
"those guys finely team up after hating each other for 600 years! ....."

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

"so who was that Darketh character?"
"just what he said, he trains warriors and hires them off. like all battle universities, they break their weapons all the time."
"have you seen inside his university?"
"no. why do you ask."
"I don't think he really trains warriors."
"well he's a good man."
"either way....."

Monday, March 2, 2009

"Oh I forgot to introduce my self to you. Darketh, train and hire off warriors."
"To'mec, guard and guide. You're from the fire tribe right?"
"Mother was, my father was earth tribe. Did you used to be a smith?"
"Yeah, a rare skill among the water tribe but I was fairly good. You should be on your way, I've seen men with out weapons get in a fist fight just to kill some time wile the master was gone."

Sunday, March 1, 2009

"hi there Zoray, hey you finally took my advice and hired a guard. Any way, I can lift that cart from your worries, my men have been very abusive
of their weapons lately."
"Oh hi Darketh, soooo normal price?"
"Yes please."