"ok guys there's some good news and some bad news."
"and they would be?"
"the good news is that we can see the lord."
"ok then..."
"the bad news is the elves cant take any weapons or implements in side."
"WHAT!!!"
"what reason does he have?!"
"every one knows how elves have stronger feelings than others so he doesn't want any of you to go berserk."
"WHAT KIND OF A SICK RACIST JOKE IS THIS??!!!!"