"hi there! I'm Urthwrath the cleric on the left."
"and I'm Galad Gorwise, cat burglar extraordinaire."
"well be your guides in this side series of 'noobs guide to Dungeons & Dragons'."
"in this series we'll tell you what to do, what not to do, and most thing in between."
"let's start with races. in this series do to lack of brick variety, we'll tell you what to look for. most of the time if there's somebody wearing a horned viking helm, that's a tiefling."
"goblins will be shown with non-horned viking helms and never have facial hair. who has even heard of a bearded goblin? NO ONE IN THE AMERICAS!"
"any way...dragonborn will be shown as heavily armored tall folk like the one on the far left. most of the guys we're using for dragonborns have horns on their helmets so don't confuse them with tieflings."
"elves will have hair most of the time, eladrin will have colored eyes like mine if you can see them, half elves will have a rough shave, dwarfs will always have beards and most of the large helms do to the fact we don't have any "lego" midget legs,demons will be represented by the weird guys with rotating torsous, and humans will have leather caps or fence-fronted helm if they have a helm. try to remember that for future posts."