"CLANK! GO OPEN SOME WINDOWS. GREMMIERS, BRING MY STAFF."
"yes master."
"what are those things?"
"CLANK IS A MACHINE I MADE 13 YEARS AGO. IT TOOK ME THAT LONG TO PERFECT HIM. AND GREMMIERS IS A GOLEM I WAS GIVEN."
"how have you survived so long?"
"HA, THOSE ADVENTURES AND HIRED BLADES? I SIMPLY HYPNOTIZE THEM AND LEAVE EM OUT SIDE AND PUT AN EXTRA PURSE OF GOLD ON THEIR BELTS."