Hello everyone. today to celebrate the new school year I will post what some awesome teachers can come up with.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles in beef jerky.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. he knocks 1 pin down and the other 9 faint.

when Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. never slap Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King, and got one. :O

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

some people wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

hope you enjoyed these. :)