"oooooooh please stay. I just a weak and helpless woman. please help me pull my cart, just till the next town?"
I Hate it when women play weak and helpless, my father said 'don't mingle with female merchants' and did I flaming listen? no, and end up with the flaming worst of the lot, a bloody female weapon merchant!
"all right, I'll stay. Who's that on the speed-mek?

"But we have to get rid of this cart first..."
"I don't care what some hag in a red tent said about you delivering a flaming crystal to some bloody fool in the east and your 'guardian, a smith of the water tribe', I used to be a smith and I'm leaving now, right now in front of you and your bloody cart!"

"are we there yet?"
"I'm gust your guide and I'm tired of you and your crystal!"

well I couldn't find the grill...........................

Mardi Gras!!!!!!!

those who haven't spoken speak now

What kind of stories do you want( no pic today so you can answer the question)?

you tried to bribe the guards of Hades

you were rude to the NPC secretary

you mouthed off at this guy

4. you stood to close to the weird statue

3. you touched this toy

2. your tied up on a troglodyte alter

the computer isn't working with me :(

1. you tried to tell a dragon how to dance

I declareth that starting next morrow, shall be a 7 ways to die as a role player!

the mecha slips and falls on the troglodyte

1 of you is about 2 be stepped on! rock,paper,scissor to see who gets stepped on

as the battle-toys begin to fall apart from your blows, the mecha thuds torward you

the troglodyte jumps back as the heap of parts comes to life.
"I've finally got this thing to work!" The heap now stands twice as tall as the troglodyte!

the toys attack! They start a battle of epicness!
how do you fight?

the troglodyte sees you! "Intruders!" 3 mechanical toys spring to life as the troglodyte messes with a large pile of metal parts. what do you do?

you see a Troglodyte toying with many mechanical objects mumbling "the others never appreciate the things I make, and when they used my explosives with out asking they didn't even leave me any reagents to make more."

I'm waiting

who wants to be the paladin

Who wants the fighter?

who wants to be the wizard?

we shall do this Role Playing Game version

SUPER BOWL MADNESS(DRAGON)!