"HHHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAGGGGG!"
"KILL THE DEMONS, KILL THE FOE, LASH THEM HIGH AND CUT THEM LOW!"
"the great Crebruls is slain!"
"LET NONE PASS US! WE ARE A WALL OF SAFETY!"
"hey... this thing is easy to work."


(it's my 100dreth post! If you still don't know who's who, Zoray is the one with the hokey mask, To'mec has the blue sickle."

"troglodytes, what do you want?"
"BLOOD!!!"
"demons, what do you hunger for?"
"FLESH!!!"
"mortan cultists, what do you want?"
"GLORY!!!"
"CHARGE. TAKE THE SERVANTS AND THEN THE LEADER!"
"Gissodo, why are you slowing down?"
"ssome thing doesss not feel rright master."

"I, as herald the Great Ones Vankano the searing torch of the volcanic valley and Crebruls the tide maker and lord of the inland sea, say this for my masters. if you surrender now you will only be imprisoned. if you live through battle you shall be tortured for 40 eons and you servants enslaved."
"WHY SHOULD I SURRENDER TO MY BROTHER'S MURDERS? AND IF YOU DARE TOUCH MY FRIENDS YOU'LL END UP EATING EACH OTHERS TOE JAM TO KEEP FROM STAVING YOU ARROGANT, NO GOOD, MORTAN HATING PILES OF SMUGY ARMOR!
TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

.....


"sooo, any idea who we're fighting?"
"TWO TITANS, ONE OF THE INLAND SEA, ONE OF THE VOLCANIC VALLY. BOTH MY BITER ENEMIES. I HAVE WAITED LONG FOR THEM TO COME AND FINISH THE JOB. FOR WHAT THEY'LL FIND IS A FOE WHO'D GLADLY TEAR THEIR CHESTS OPEN TO LET THEIR SOULS WANDER THE WORD OVER.
"I think I've gotten the hang of this thing. Hey Zoray, you won't believe who's outside, IT"S YOUR BOY FRIEND

"did you have to shove me in this thing?"
"YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GONE IN ON YOUR OWN!"
"well he had a good point you know."
"OUR SAFETY WILL PERISH WHEN THE ENEMY COMES."
"oo look, a little dragon! is he a pet?"
"NO, HE LIVES HERE."
"how do work this thing and ..., is that a blue troll? I thought they were all wiped out."
"QUIET!GREMMIERS, CLOSE THE DOOR. IT IS TIME TO MEDITATE BEFORE BATTLE."

"NO, I MUST ARM YOU NOW FOR WAR! FEMALE, TAKE THIS GUN AND USE IT AS A LAST RESORT.MALE, I SEE YOU HAVE A BLOODHEX HAMMER, VERY RARE. TAKE THIS ONE TO AND THIS SHIELD. EARTH TRIBE WORK, THE BEST. YOU SHALL ALL SO RIDE THAT MECHNOID."
"NO way I'm getting in that hunk of junk!"
"come On To'mec, it can't be that old."
"that piece of polished tin has probably been here as long as Mezwrath has decapitated people."
"VERY CLOSE. IT'S ACTUALLY 7000 YEARS OLD."

"so this was your brother?"
"THIS IS MY BROTHER. 800 YEARS AGO MY BROTHER WAS DYING AT MY SIDE ON THE BATTLE FIELD AND I PROMISED HIM I WOULD BRING HIM BACK SOME DAY SO HE HELD ONT HIS SOUL. I PROTECTED HIS BODY FROM DESECRATION BUT SOME IPMLING SNEAKED BY ME AND TOOK HIS HEAD. SO NOW I MUST HIS HEAD, FOR WHO CAN BE RISEN FROM THE DEAD WITH ONLY HALF A SOUL?"
"a sad story to be true, but can I leave this museum now?"