Sunday, June 7, 2009


ssskk
"since when do you keep your skinning knife behind your neck?!"
"well they never frisked us."
"you could have stopped all of this a hour ago!"
"my hands were bound women! how do you stick both of your chained hands behind your head and not look suspicious?!"
"you were armed the whole time and never told me?"
" 'to trick your enemies you must first trick you friends,' does that happen to ring a bell?"
"WHAT??!!!!!"
"never mind, lets get our equipment, pick up some loot and get to the others."

Saturday, June 6, 2009


"Darketh please, you don't have to do this..."
"so you think being bound, gagged, and thrown in to so cellar waiting for my trial is my idea of a fun time? I suggest you both put your hands behind your heads, turn around and lie on the ground be for I count to 10. 1...2...8..."
"do as he says."
"WHAT?!"
"just do it.you'll be fine."
"You'd better be right for your sake, To'mec."

Friday, June 5, 2009


"is that Darketh?"
"he's half mad!"
"Darketh..."
"no one moves."
"be reasonable..."
"all of my dreams were about to come true and then your friends from the clan lodge come in and ruin the entire ritual."
"look there's an easy way and a hard way to do this. and I'm not hesitant on using the hard one."
"I don't think so. this thing I'm holding is fragbang version 3.2, has 8 rounds of scatter shot, 4 rounds of impact shots, and it takes half a second for me to reload it so I wouldn't get any closer if I were you."

Thursday, June 4, 2009


"why do we have to find Darketh?"
"if he finds one of the dragon cults, this mountain
will never know peace again."
"oh."
HHHHHOOOOOWWSSSSSSSTT!
"what the heck was that?"
"sounded like a snake hound!"
"you find your dog, we'll find Grayflame!"












"NOT GOOD!!!!!!!"

Wednesday, June 3, 2009


"a one way trip to the 'ellgates where you belong!"
CRASH!
"WHERE THE HECK DID THAT COME FROM!"
"LET'S FIND DARKETH AND GET OUT!"
. . .
"ALL RIGHT EVERY ONE WE'RE..."
"STOP!"
"ah crud."

Tuesday, June 2, 2009


"get off of her you slimy spawn of a earwig!"
"let go of meee mortan!"
"well scalebag you're taking a new flight path this time..."
"attack the golem!"
"chaaaaarrge!"

Monday, June 1, 2009


DOUZ!
"that has to painful to get backhanded by a golem. all right snake hound in 3, 2, 1, and..."
"Eep!"
"youzz make more enough trouble for ussss. I stop yourr meddling now and drain youzzz."