Thursday, May 7, 2009


"hurry up Zoray! we have to sneak in before those reinforcements come!"
"just a sec, I'm just getting my weapons."
"Blood and bloody ashes! a lot of good they'll do against eighteen fire breathing scalebags!"
"I GLAD WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT BY GREENSCAR! GREENSCAR MAKE YOU SCREAM TO 'ELLGATES UFOR PUTING YOUEZ ON TALLSTONE! OTHERS SCREAM LONG AS THREE MOONFACES AT LONGERS. I ASK HIM TO MAKE YOU SCREAM FAR LONGER!"

Wednesday, May 6, 2009


(WARNING! do to boyish show of bloody aggression, I am not showing this action scene.)

"AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH! YOU SLASHES AND LASH ME WITH BLUE BLADE!!! IT HERTS!!!"
"I've got my weapons back. how's that scalebag coming along?"
"the stupid blade is stuck."
"I'M COMING DOWN THERE AND IF THIS IS ABOUT A SUCCUMBUS, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT NONE OF YOU SEE ONE OF THEIR PALE HIDES AGAIN!!!"

Tuesday, May 5, 2009


"ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING OVER SUCCUBUSSES AGAIN? IF I HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SEE ANOTHER DEMONESS EVER AGAIN!"
"Zoray, are you ok?"
"hey, this good. they drop hot box."
"yes but what are these strange, fragile things?"
"fragile this, crab guts!"

Monday, May 4, 2009


tak a-tak a-tak a-tak
SLICE!
PARRY!
STAB!
"CCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHH!"
PUPH!
"eep"
"when you get to the Abyss, tell your friends that To'mec Wavehammer sent you."
*choking rasp*"I thinks it to soon to say that"

Sunday, May 3, 2009


"Intruders!"
"Demons!"
"bloood!fresh blood!"
"geet them slas!"
"RRRAAAAAHHHH!"
SWOOSH!
THANGE!
"tak a-tak a-tak a-tak
"you will make fine eats when you lose farmer."
"I may have a sikkle but I'm not a farmer!''

Saturday, May 2, 2009


eight days later...

"so this is the hall."
"the wall says it's called 'Serrokall'."
"O K then, let's just get in, cleave a few heads and get out with our bloody souls intact."
"how many demons do you think could have driven a clan out of its home?"
"Grul said that they were accompanied by dragons and it sounded like the dragons left the demons so I'd say a bear minimum of a score and...wait, i see some thing in the shadows."

Friday, May 1, 2009


"O K, go for the stone halls, stay away from the southern slopes, got it. I 'll get the speed-meks ready."
"out of the question. if you take those things out there they'll freeze up in less than 8 minutes. you'll have to walk."
"I just want this trip to be over so let's go already."
"no, you'll need a heat box first, lily walker."
"are you going to let us go or not?!"